Well fuck my old boots Jess and I would love you to win this rare chance to star in a video with me, Postman Pat and all the other villages as we discuss you and your friends. I'm taking some time out from shaggin' anything with a pulse to star in a video whose storyline YOU DECIDE!
The winner gets to tell Rude Guy what to talk about and, more importantly, who!
Un-fuckin-believable but it's true the winner can choose to make the video about themselves or their friends, or both.
Just follow the link below to enter the raffle. Just £1 a ticket and you could win this priceless piece of puerile bollocks. I hope you win as I can't wait to take the piss out of you.
Pat x
Oh yesss I'm in